Aliens tried to kiss me..?

last night around midnight i felt this wierd tingling all over my body. i woke up in a startle to see a strange looking man. at first i thought it was my brother but then things got wierd. his head divided in two pieces then his whole body divided. he streched out 1 long gooey arm and stroked my thighs. i was understandably startled but thought little of it and said hi. at that instant his spaceship the size of a captain crunch box appeared in my room and he said get in. i obeyed shrunk myself using secret voodoo powers i learned after 'nam and we left for his planet. we arived to a bunch of nudist purple beings all trying to have there way with me. i fought past the mobs of horney goo and made my way to the queen alien. i approched her and she tried to choke me explaining it was her fettish. i begged her for mercy and just as i was about to die i was back in my bed. i thought it was a strange dream but there was goo all over my sheets and shirt... was i visited by aliens?